Welcome friends and nature lovers to Nature Talk, where we talk nature, to nature. Just because you live in a city, there’s no excuse not to enjoy all the natural wonder around you. On today’s edition, we’re going to talk to a pigeon and a squirrel.
Thank you for joining me. I’m your host, Charlotte G, and I’m currently walking to the gym. It seems that we have come upon a whole flock of pigeons gathered around a statue eating stuff off the ground. It is our lucky day!
Me: Oh hello pigeon! Looks like you are eating bread crumbs! How are those bread crumbs?
(Kid at the other end comes running up behind the pack causing dozens of frightened pigeons to fly away)
Me: (ducking for cover)
Pigeon: (poops on the back of my head)
Welcome back friends. I cleaned the pigeon poop out of my hair at the gym, had a mighty fine workout, and now I’m walking home via the park. I think I’ll stop by this park bench to stretch my hamstrings a bit more… Is that a rustling I hear behind me?
(More rustling in the bushes)
Me: Oh hello squirrel! Are you gathering nuts for the winter?
(While still stretching, I look through my legs upside down at the small rodent emerging from the brush)
Squirrel: (Turns out to be a rat)
Me: (Screaming like a banshee)
(I run away in the manner everyone does when trying to get away from a rat- quickly, with knees high, and arms flailing)
This has been Nature Talk with Charlotte G. Join us next time when we talk to a cockroach we find in the laundry room.
Do you live in the city, suburbs or country?
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Are you afraid of rodents?
Whats your biggest phobia?