You guys, it’s Friday.

I think we’ve all used our brains enough this week, don’t you?

To celebrate that fact, this post is full of babies and their celebrity parents and that’s it.

You’re welcome.

Little Penelope Disick was terribly embarrassed that her mother insisted on also wearing a diaper.

Little Penelope Disick questions her mother’s motives for also wearing a diaper.

 

North West would like to take this opportunity to say that in the 2 months she's been alive, she has not yet managed to get the hang of "the whole mascara thing" nor has she perfected her cat face and intends to wear a towel over her entire body until the matter is resolved. Thank you for your patience.

Determined to set herself apart from the rest of her family, 2-month old North West prefers to dress as demurely as possible

 

Young Samuel Affleck bet his mother that no paparazzi would be around to photograph him in his PJs. Naturally, now he's bummed that not only was he photographed in his PJs, he also owes his mother $5. Jennifer Garner is pretty pumped she just made $5.

Young Samuel Affleck bet his mother $5 that it was safe to leave the house in his PJs. Naturally, now he’s bummed that not only was he caught in his PJs, he also owes his mother $5. Jennifer Garner is pretty pumped she just made $5.

 

If you think this blue Alice in Wonderland/ Tweedle-Dee-esque outfit is wonky, Skyler Berman would like to show you the first 5 costumes Rachel Zoe tried to dress him in this morning before they reached this compromise.

If you think this blue Alice in Wonderland/ Tweedle-Dee-esque outfit is wonky, Skyler Berman would like to show you the first 5 costumes Rachel Zoe tried to dress him in this morning before they reached this compromise.

 

Gideon Harris is just sending you this friendly reminder that your life will never be as cool as his.

Gideon Harris is just sending you this friendly reminder that your life will never be as cool as his.

Have a glorious weekend, all.

Who’s your favorite celebrity baby?

Who’s your favorite celebrity?

Do you read gossip mags/ watch reality tv/ and all that? (I certainly do)

"Monday- one day. Tuesday- two day. Wednesday- When? What day? Thursday! The third day." -Joey Tribiani

“Monday- one day. Tuesday- two day. Wednesday- When? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day.” -Joey Tribbiani

Happy Thursday, all! And welcome to the first installment of The Great 8 List!

Top 10 lists are good, Great 8 lists are better.

In addition to rhyming so well with the word “great” (thus providing a catchy title for my countdown) the number 8 is also my lucky number. (The number 2 is my other lucky number, but two items does not a countdown make).

Also, studies prove that absolutely everybody is a little more ADD today than they were yesterday, and a little less ADD than they will be tomorrow. So a Great 8 List has all the benefits of a Top 10, without those last two things that nobody has time for anyways. You’re welcome, blogosphere.

So without further ado, I present:

8 things to think about during your workout instead of how much pain you’re in:

8. If something has been weighing on your mind lately, try thinking about it during the most intense part of your workout. You may find that it provides a perspective free of mental clutter, resulting in a course of action.

7. How funny Kim Kardashian’s face looks when she tries to cry though all the botox and fillers:

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6A.  This is a two parter- if it was up to you, what would you name Prince William and Duchess Kate’s baby if it turns out to be a girl?

6B. And what about if it’s a boy?

5. Try to figure out what monster is going to be the next big trendy thing after vampires and werewolves use up their 15 minutes. Mummies? Frankenstein? Minotaurs??

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4. Smile. The endorphins that get released from even forcing a smile can result in a decrease in pain.

3. Get really into whatever song is playing. Whatever movement you’re doing, do it to the beat, kinda like you’re dancing. (Or, exactly like you’re dancing)

2. If you just broke up with someone/just starting something new with someone/ in the middle of something longterm/ or just single and loving it, think about how absolutely awesome you’re going to look out of revenge/ nervous excitement/keeping things fresh/or for yourself, respectively.

AND 1. If you’ve exhausted this entire list and you’re still in pain, maybe just take it down a notch. Like, maybe just ease up from a 10 to a 9. Go ahead. It’s alright. Nobody around you will notice because everybody else is too busy focusing on whether or not anyone else just noticed that they, too, just took it down a notch.