You guys, it’s Friday.

I think we’ve all used our brains enough this week, don’t you?

To celebrate that fact, this post is full of babies and their celebrity parents and that’s it.

You’re welcome.

Little Penelope Disick was terribly embarrassed that her mother insisted on also wearing a diaper.

Little Penelope Disick questions her mother’s motives for also wearing a diaper.

 

North West would like to take this opportunity to say that in the 2 months she's been alive, she has not yet managed to get the hang of "the whole mascara thing" nor has she perfected her cat face and intends to wear a towel over her entire body until the matter is resolved. Thank you for your patience.

Determined to set herself apart from the rest of her family, 2-month old North West prefers to dress as demurely as possible

 

Young Samuel Affleck bet his mother that no paparazzi would be around to photograph him in his PJs. Naturally, now he's bummed that not only was he photographed in his PJs, he also owes his mother $5. Jennifer Garner is pretty pumped she just made $5.

Young Samuel Affleck bet his mother $5 that it was safe to leave the house in his PJs. Naturally, now he’s bummed that not only was he caught in his PJs, he also owes his mother $5. Jennifer Garner is pretty pumped she just made $5.

 

If you think this blue Alice in Wonderland/ Tweedle-Dee-esque outfit is wonky, Skyler Berman would like to show you the first 5 costumes Rachel Zoe tried to dress him in this morning before they reached this compromise.

If you think this blue Alice in Wonderland/ Tweedle-Dee-esque outfit is wonky, Skyler Berman would like to show you the first 5 costumes Rachel Zoe tried to dress him in this morning before they reached this compromise.

 

Gideon Harris is just sending you this friendly reminder that your life will never be as cool as his.

Gideon Harris is just sending you this friendly reminder that your life will never be as cool as his.

Have a glorious weekend, all.

Who’s your favorite celebrity baby?

Who’s your favorite celebrity?

Do you read gossip mags/ watch reality tv/ and all that? (I certainly do)

You know the old joke, why did the chicken cross road? Well, according to the following list of famous people who have been in the news or media* lately,** it’s not as simple as merely wanting to get to the other side.

*None of these people were actually contacted.

**Lately is a relative term.

So, why did the chicken cross the road?

Athletes

Dikembe Mutombo: (blocking the chicken’s attempts to cross) “No no no he’s not crossing in front of my house”

A-Rod: “Ok so, IF he crossed the road, and I’m not saying he did, because I can’t comment on that right now- maybe he did it accidentally, you know? Like, someone at an anti-aging chicken coop told him to… I’m uh, I’m just guessing though.”

Winner of 2013 Crossfit Games aka the Fittest Man on Earth, Rich Froning: “Oh yeah I saw that chicken competing during the handstand walk across the road. He was a good competitor… but in the end, I got the W.” (Froning then proceeded to let out a carnal roar to cheers from the crowd)

Pundits

Bill O’Reilly: “Because that ‘fraidy cat was running away from the truth!” (O’Reilly then proceeded to cluck mockingly) “Bock bock bock!”

Suze Orman: “Well because as everybody knows, the house prices are cheaper on that side of the road! Sure- the view is worse, sure- the backs of the houses are slowly falling off the cliffs behind them but that is one fiscally responsible chicken! I like him. Moving on.”

Celebrities

Chelsea Handler: “Because Vodka.”

Rachel Zoe: “Wait what? That thing with feathers that just walked by? That wasn’t a chicken that was just Annie Hathaway dressed in the latest Zac Posen. Die, right? It’s ah-MAZ-ing.”

Pippa Middleton: Because if one is on one side of the road, and one wishes to be on the other side of the road, one can get across that road simply by crossing it #pippatips #itsjustajoke #pleasedontsueme

Recipients of Temporary Asylum

Edward Snowden: (In broken Russian)-  “Well I don’t know “why” but I do know “what” road specifically that chicken crossed because the government was spying on him while he crossed it. And they’re spying on you too. Think about that next time you’re about to cross a road. I miss my girlfriend.”

Disgraced Political Figures

Anthony Weiner’s Ex-Campaign Manager, Danny Kedem: “I don’t care why he crossed the road, as long as his alias isn’t Carlos Danger, or any variation that’s vaguely offensive to Hispanic voters and completely ridiculous to absolutely everyone of voting age, I can get him elected mayor of New York City.

Anthony Weiner: “That depends, does the chicken know how to hard delete?”

Alright, that’s all for today.

Pick a famous person and make up your own “chicken” answer!

Or, what’s your favorite form of procrastination? :)

I’m exhausted today because I did Bar Method last night and subsequently couldn’t fall asleep til late. Do you work out at night? How do you go to sleep after??